Maple

"those better be metric butter tarts, and not imperial!"

@nikkuneko The Vancouver Zoo would probably use Nanaimo Bars as units.

Oh, apparently Maple weighs 528 Timbits:
https://www.instagram.com/p...==

And is 12 hockey pucks high:
https://www.instagram.com/p...==

I look forward to learning about her daily poop volume in Poutine increments

@otaman I … did not require that last visual.

I used to like poutine, too.

TIL she's called Maple, and I live in the same city. Damn that closed social media loop!