not The Onion
something something but for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders
I think it’d be great if they positioned themselves on a convenient 27th story ledge.
Bent over, pants down, cheeks spread.
Buy logical paradoxes, fools!
The fun part is even a best-outcome post-scarcity AI revolution would still be an apocalypse for financial markets.
@MackReed +++++
That's one hell of a lede tho ...
Just let the Boston Robotics dogs do their job. Any position will do.