hank the crank

Terminal Gonzolitis

I am in the 1991 Hofstra U. senior yearbook as Juan C. Valdez, with a degree in Agriculture. I wasn't a senior. There is no agriculture department. I just gambled that no one involved was actually checking and showed up in a suit. Regardless, I still make the finest coffee available in my kitchen every morning according to the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia.

He would have fit in with my lunch crowd.

that is a good high school prank

@heyitsal A friend of mine who had a photographic memory discovered the yearbook staff didn't check IDs and wore the same shirt and claimed to be a several dozen people whose id numbers he'd memorized in my freshman class. I kept that yearbook mostly for that story for a long time after I moved on from that chunk of my life. Good on you, and good on him. A story with published proof is always amazing.

Henry's bio is pretty funny but yours is funnier, @heyitsal

Bethesda used to be a cool town