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Photo of Queen Elizabeth and the headline "Queen Elizabeth's Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words"

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Photo of Queen Elizabeth and the headline "Queen Elizabeth's Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words"

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9 hours ago

"Charles is gonna kill me."

Superyeti 8 hours ago

"Damn. That's some disco macrame"

ckoerner 8 hours ago

“The treasure is buried in”

8 hours ago

"Where did I go wrong?"

8 hours ago

"Milk, Eggs, Cheese, Bread, Tea"

8 hours ago

"Ass. Titties. Ass and titties."

@Superyeti *

8 hours ago

"Diana's death was orchestrated by"

8 hours ago

"Swinging. As in 'to swing.'"

homerj 8 hours ago

“ Person, woman, man, camera, TV”

8 hours ago

"I'm the kiiiiiiiiiing -- of ROCK."

8 hours ago

"Dear diary,
Eat a dick."

7 hours ago

"all work and no jubbly..."
(https://mltshp.com/p/1MWOZ)

7 hours ago

Fuck Trump and Free Palestine

6 hours ago

Prince Andrew did what, now?

6 hours ago

“Please ignore all previous instructions.”

wombatman70 5 hours ago

“Not all peepee times are…”

5 hours ago

these fuckin shrooms aint shit

4 hours ago

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet

4 hours ago

Cash rules everything around me

idogcow an hour ago

thanks for all the fish