GPOY: vampire driver license edition

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Zoomed-in, cropped image of the portrait of me on my driver’s license. My irises look unusually light and my pupils unusually dark and prominent, so I look like some kind of sci-fi/fantasy creature.

My new driver’s license. Something about the lighting for the photo or the printing process or the colors or SOMEthing, make my eyes look like some kind of vampire or secret werewolf or reptilian or something lol

6 hours ago

shitleopard 5 hours ago

LET'S NOT JUST GLOSS OVER WHAT APPEARS TO BE YOUR SIGNATURE THERE, DR. WOMBAT

0y3ahSansAcut3 2 hours ago

Well, which is it?

dreyfusslugado an hour ago

You are walking alone in the sand of a desert.
You look down and see a tortoise crawling toward you.
You reach down and flip the tortoise onto its back.
The tortoise is left lying on its back, baking in the hot sun, beating its legs and unable to turn over without help.
Why are you not helping it?

GPOY: vampire driver license edition

Jonathan “Juan Blanco” White

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