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The dumb flavors of Dum Dum

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On Halloween, I hung out with @jlobster on my driveway giving out candy to what were mostly spidermen whilst sampling the many flavors of dum dum lollipops. They really don't taste like food of any sort. My younger daughter wanted to try it last night, so we had a contest. Blindfolded - we had to guess what flavors we were licking and how good they were. My older daughter was both judge and water bearer and gave out points and results at the end. I lost 6-9 out of ~15 flavors. One of my points was for eschewing the 1-10 flavor rating system and giving my mystery pop a negative three.

Here's a post from two years ago when @jlobster and I tried the rainbow of tootsie-pops and Smarties. All disgusting: https://mltshp.com/p/1QHZT

And here's a post of my dog, Lollipop who was incredibly confused as we said the word "lollipop" like 100x during the contest: https://mltshp.com/p/1RCAL
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wjcstp pro 7 hours ago
My favorite fact about Dum Dums is that the mystery flavors are literally just them changing to a new flavor, and labeling the crossover output as Mystery Pop while the old and new flavors are mixing in the machinery.
nikkuneko pro 7 hours ago
@wjcstp "this flavor is called "extruder cleaning routine 01""
nikkuneko pro 7 hours ago
i do kind of love the insane drift of "fruit flavors" in dumdums, tootsie rolls, and other "fruit" flavored candies, into something totally abstract and alien.

i always end up sampling a few things while i hand out candy because few people seem to trick our treat in my neighborhood (but i'm stubborn and won't quit). sadly this year the only fruit-adjacent things i had to taste were sour patch kids, which tasted like puckering during a diabetic coma.
samh pro 5 hours ago
Please send my regards and apologies to your dog.
drurystephanie 5 hours ago
Your dog is named Lollipop and my daughter is named Lolly!
fishtaco 4 hours ago
I was giving a presentation on Simulacra and gave "strawberry flavored" candy as an example of "the real fake"
cristin pro 4 hours ago
@nikkuneko ++

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